I have spent my evening shouting about Jesus's penis at miscellanny, and using my magical hormone powers to achieve cake discount, and buying overpriced Christmas ornaments to sew onto clothes because I am not right in the head.

I also have a fucking huge box of books from amy_wolf, who REALLY knows how to spoil someone. SO MUCH CADFAEL. I AM GOING TO DIE UNDER A ( Read more... )

Liza: i can't remember who sleipnir's babydaddy is ( Read more... )

I have found the LJ Markov Generator again.

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what the fuck is this, derek?
It is a fic I wrote with Jess.

why is it in all-caps, derek?
because that was the only way I could make myself write it without being sick in my own mouth. Jess actually threw up a little.

what is so horrific about it?
fucking soul-bonding.

why did you write soul-bonding fic if you hate it so much?
SPITE.

( THEY TOTALLY DREAMED ABOUT EACH OTHER BEFORE THEY MET, HEARTS AND FLOWERS OKAY )

It has cooled down a little from earlier now. This means I have stopped wanting to shag everything and now merely want to give everything disturbing naked mental patient hugs instead. Rather like Special!Jack, if there is anyone around who remembers Sunnyside Torchwood Home For Whatever Stupid Euphemism We Came Up With ( Read more... )

( this is why I tell people Liza is my Id )

( We should not be allowed to sit together in class )

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[You're not missing anything, they're mostly boring retrospectives of people I've known that you haven't or really tiresome lectures-to-internet about how we could all get along much better if 98% of us had a cup of tea before talking to anyone ( Read more... )

Dear R&R fans ( Read more... )